look up any word, like ratchet:

1 definition by Frank Costanza's Bro

A non-standard word consisting of the words stagnant and quagmire. Spoken by the malapropism-spouting Little Carmine "W" Lupertazzi, in the Sopranos' episode "Long Term Parking" from Season 5. Obviously, Little Carmine wasn't paying attention during English class.
"We're in a fucking stagmire."
by Frank Costanza's Bro April 24, 2007