A Job Centre, a place where chav
s congregate on a bi-weekly basis to confess their utter inability to get a job and pray to receive a Holy Handout from the government.
"He's always hanging about outside the chav church drinking stella
"He's been going to that chav church for weeks now and they just won't answer his prayers, so now he's going to take up burglary instead"
The act of receiving oral sex from a female, while she has ice cubes in her mouth.
Also known as an eskimo blowjob
or a meatcicle
She slipped some ice cubes into her mouth and sucked down a Cock on the Rocks
The tasty liquid secreted by the female once a month, similar to tomato soup. Connosieurs (those wearing Red Wings) like to both drink and play in this versatile substance. Some variants contain stringy pieces of meat.
A proportion of people do like to add some baby batter to make it more creamy during consumption.
She's on the blob, her pants have been dripping womb soup all week.
a dentist, usually one provided by the English National Health Service
"whats up with your face mate?"
"been to the mouth butcher, cut me a bit and yanked 3 out"
A diet that results in the followers looking skeletally thin in a very short space of time, or death
as it's otherwise known
John started an oxygen-free diet today.
A hot chick, MILF, tasty boobied lady you want to bend over the desk and do roughly from behind.
"hey man.. she's totally winterz.. i think i just spooged in my undies"