94 definitions by Foug

An "Organization" which presents itself as a solution to the world's Billing/Customer Care Company needs.

Just look at there motto: "Convergys helps you follow the first rule of business: Take care of your customers or your competitors will."

This evil empire is the #1 reason for a Better Buisness Bureau. Not only do they claim to up the bottom dollar of a company who hires them, they do it. Of course at the expense of the employee. Starting with hiring students who will work for less, then the long hours 3 am to all night. Followed by a flawed tracking system which forces bad stats unless you actually have a phone wired into your head. (Don't try this at home) And if that isn't enough at during weakly meetings at least one dumass on every "team" will have so much complainnig to do they may as well write a book.
Leroy: are you going to quit school Billy?

Billy: Of course why wouldn't I ?

Leroy: Convergys !
by Foug January 13, 2005
This is the upper most level of outward cash flow when being serviced. One step expensiver then topless/bottom less. Who can only immagine what comes after "hand job?"
Be careful when spending dr. bob reccommends sailing cheep.
Her: "You want Nude Reversi, very good"

Him: "How about heres 40$ just get to work"
by Foug December 23, 2003
Used to describe a slick move that helps to avoid a ptf type situation.
Noid: How did you get out of there?
Boat Guy: I pulled a Mogilny and split.
by foug April 19, 2003
oh man, and if hes ever gone down just before or just after menstratin, hes eatin uterus. put that on yhour pizza.
You just ate Uterus Pizza
by Foug March 24, 2003
its outer hull was forged in the fires of kabul as a symbol of independence. this innocent atv actually contains a fusion reactor capable of running continuously and autonimously. codenamed "harvey", only 2 units have been deployed since its induction.
Vistors - what is that????
Noid - our saviour
C - it's people like you is why we will side with the machines
by Foug March 12, 2005
dicussed often with present council members engaging the machines. suggested moments to activate another gAme? includes:
- shutting it down
- when work is completed in intermission room
- before the arrival of unwelcome earthlings
- to replace social activities with the group creating awkward silences until guests leave
Suggested Situations:

Ricky Tan - they will here soon
Juntao - hurry, another gAme?


C - another game?
noid - why not
*door closes*
by foug January 14, 2005
a foug-iso2by4 certification for loud sounds quite followed by distorted phat beats. *warning - unit may eject out bad musik at highway speed*
C - what is going on with the disc?
noid - i don't have FougHX compatibility
C - *rolls window down*
by foug January 13, 2005
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