1. to have a large water cooler of colored sports drink dumped over one's head after a sports victory.
Damn, that coach just got babtizzled with purple Gator-aid!"
1. the state of ones hair after getting out of the bed in the morning; bed head.
2. whenever afro hairdos are in style.
Napoleon Dynamite never fixed his hair before going to school. Eventually his wild puffy hairdo became the status fro and everyone adopted the style.
1. the state or quality of sweat being sticky or slimy; a measure of uncleanliness that considers the quantities of hair grease, sweat, and dirt on an unkempt person recorded on a scale from 1 to 10.
Joaquin Phoenix registered an 8.5 on the "Elviscosity" scale during his spaced out performance on Davis Letterman, he looked like hadn't showered in months.
1. one who purposely misrepresents themselves on the internet in order to mislead others into thinking they are worth getting to know.
2. a poseur
Online dating sites are full of dotcomachameleons. I really liked Bambi's profile, but when we met, SHE turned out to be fifty year old DUDE!
1. tasty rue-based soup that contains cannabis butter.
I ate that lobster cannabisque and got totally baked!
1. the long hair hanging out of a player's football helmet, causing you to question the sex of that player.
Damn, that is one nasty drag shag that woman is sporting in the backfield, I didn't know Whoopi Goldberg played football?
1. a football player who thinks he is expressing his individuality by letting his long nasty hair hang out of his football helmet.
repunzealous- to show enthusiasm for long hair hanging out of a football helmet.
When you play college football, there is a one in ten chance that you will become a Repunzealot and have long hair hanging out of your helmet.