6 definitions by Fosterpython

Top Definition
In human females, a nail support.
In human males, a nut scratcher.
In drunk humans, a cup holder.

In humans in general, antonym of foot.
In non-human primates, synonym of foot.
"Dude, you're sitting on my hand"
"Shut up, I know."
by Fosterpython January 08, 2009
Noun: a cat that is long, or, more notably, a white female cat holden by two hoomin hands that is so long that if she fought Tacgnol, the world would end.

Verb: to use an adjective twice in the same sentence.
Longcat is long!

Shortcat is short!

Dumbass is dumb!

Groundskeeper Willy is a groundskeeper!
by Fosterpython January 08, 2009
A hole that is warm; notably, a vagina.

Often mistaken for "wormhole", although both holes are often frequented with similar things.
A baby octopus came out of her warmhole.
by Fosterpython January 08, 2009
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A repetition:

Jimmy said that again: Jimmy said that again: Jimmy said that again: Jimmy said that again: Jimmy said that again: Jimmy said that again: Jimmy said that again: Jimmy said that again.
by Fosterpython January 09, 2009
Common word for a cat magnet. Also works on seagulls.
The best way to get your cat to like you is to wear fishpants.
by Fosterpython January 08, 2009
Greek name for a guy who was killed by the Romans, but, unlike all the others in such situation, thought he was doing mankind a favour (or so says modern paedophilic priests).

His biography is featured in the Bible, the best-selling book of all time, bought specially by people who couldn't read, and, when written only in Latin, by people who didn't speak Latin.

Often used as a curse word in silly situations.
"Jesus, what the hell is that?!"
by Fosterpython January 08, 2009

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