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1 definition by Former Phoenix

 
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Probably one of the biggest joke schools in the country. Rich white people send their children here so they can tell their friends they are in private school. These children spend four years taking high school level classes and partying to the point of needing a transplant before graduation (or dying, both have occurred).
"Oh, you go to Elon University? Good luck finding a real job."

"If you don't value your education and really really liked high school, Elon University is definitely for you!"
by Former Phoenix May 03, 2007