1 definition by ForeverSinging

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Jessitis is a contagious infection which causes people to make severe typos constantly. This can also include autocorrect interfering and ruining your sentences. Such as "rubber fuck" as opposed to "rubber duck" and "ponis" instead of "penis".
Person 1: You sand Grease for me. And Adele.
All: SAND.
Person1: SANG. I HAVE A SEVERE CASE OF JESSITIS.
by ForeverSinging January 29, 2012

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