12 definitions by Foosman
| 1. | Foos Lube | ||
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Anything to make your piece of shit foosball table have better pole action. Haha, pole action Different types of Foos Lube:
Pam cooking spray Wd-40 Your mom's EzGlide Canola Oil Motor Oil Tears |
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| 2. | Foosbow | ||
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Like Tennis-elbow, a pain in the elbow comes from playing weeks of foosball and drinking PBR. Damn it hurts to pick up my Peebr cause' of this foosbow
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| 3. | Foos Booze | ||
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Cheap booze bought for foosball games Friend: Ready to play some foos?
You: Yea let me grab my Big Bear 40 and some 211's Friend: Please don't pee in the sink again Foos Booze |
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| 4. | Brewham | ||
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Your bro that you drink coffee with. Hey Brewham, how bout' a half-caf?
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| 5. | Mama Legs | ||
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Not just your ordinary cutie-pie, Mama legs not only has a nice set of kickers, but she'll happily feed a bunch of boys. Just like mama "Damn check out Mama legs feeding sassages to those guys."
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| 6. | Money Ball | ||
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In a game of foosball, Money Ball occurs when both teams are on game point. At this time, it is customary to cheers, drink, and insult the opposing team and/or teammate. Team 1: 9pts Team 2: 9pts
Fooser #1 "Money Ball!" Fooser #2 "Cheers to you losing Boy-O" Fooser #1 "Cheers to your Mom blowin' me later" |
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| 7. | Cool-O-Meter | ||
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An invention created by Professor Farnsworth to detect the level of "cool" of any given person as measured in "megafonzies". When it detects around 40 megafonzies, a gloved hand will pop out and give a 'thumbs up' and the Cool-O-Meter will say, "oh, yeah!".
When the device registers 2 megafonzies, the user (let's just call him Russ), will not be able to attract guests to his subsequent party. |
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