Anything to make your piece of shit foosball table have better pole action. Haha, pole action
Different types of Foos Lube:
Pam cooking spray
Your mom's EzGlide
Like Tennis-elbow, a pain in the elbow comes from playing weeks of foosball and drinking PBR.
Damn it hurts to pick up my Peebr cause' of this foosbow
Cheap booze bought for foosball games
Friend: Ready to play some foos
You: Yea let me grab my Big Bear 40
and some 211
Friend: Please don't pee in the sink again
In a game of foosball, Money Ball occurs when both teams are on game point. At this time, it is customary to cheers, drink, and insult the opposing team and/or teammate.
Team 1: 9pts Team 2: 9pts
Fooser #1 "Money Ball!"
Fooser #2 "Cheers to you losing Boy-O"
Fooser #1 "Cheers to your Mom blowin' me later"
Your bro that you drink coffee with.
Hey Brewham, how bout' a half-caf?
Not just your ordinary cutie-pie, Mama legs not only has a nice set of kickers, but she'll happily feed a bunch of boys. Just like mama
"Damn check out Mama legs feeding sassages to those guys."
An invention created by Professor Farnsworth to detect the level of "cool" of any given person as measured in "megafonzies".
When it detects around 40 megafonzies, a gloved hand will pop out and give a 'thumbs up' and the Cool-O-Meter will say, "oh, yeah!".
When the device registers 2 megafonzies
, the user (let's just call him Russ), will not be able to attract guests to his subsequent party.
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