TheOatmeal: Oh really now? How about "f*ck off" ?
FunnyJunk: lol! Dude... do you even lift?
TheOatmeal: Actually, I'm going to fund-raise 20,000$, give it to charity instead, crucify your website by turning most of your user-base against you, have my fans inadvertently cause a DDoS on your lawyer website. Oh, and why not raise 120,000$ for charity instead, while I'm at it.
FunnyJunk: F*ck... my plan totally Oatmealed :,-(
TheOatmeal: Friendly suggestion: drop the lawsuit. Or else.