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1 definition by FoamingMeadows

 
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A Sensitive New Age Paedophile.

A recent phenomenon by which paedophiles attempt to be sensitive towards their victims needs, yet for the most part still violate them to a considerable degree. They feel the need to make the victim child fairly comfortable during the process of molestation, and will go out of their way to this end, often providing extra pillows and sweet-smelling bath oil. They are also good listeners, and they love the sounds children make...
I was molested by a SNAP when I was 10. It wasn't very nice, but at least there were sweet-scented candles. Why have you never done that for me?
by FoamingMeadows October 20, 2010