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1 definition by Flyin Weetard

 
1.
An act performed when the conversation has died down to the point of awkwardness. The act involves positioning your hand between the legs of anyone sitting nearby with a flat palm and slapping the hand rapidly between the thighs of the chosen person. This supposedly represents a Salmon struggling out of water.

Usually screaming "Awkward Salmon" in a slightly deranged voice is acceptable at this time.

This usually serves to make the situation far more awkward than initially perceived.
XXX: Hey have you heard about that... thing i heard.... about?
YYY:......
XXX:.....

ZZZ: 'Places hands between the thighs of 'XXX' and begins slapping. '

ZZZ: AWKWARD SALMON LOL

XXX:.....
YYY:.....
ZZZ:.....
by Flyin Weetard April 07, 2011