Noun: A completely
and utterly worthless
computer company that sells blocks
a shit, aka laptops, to college
students. The company attempts to conceal their horrible product by including "exclusive" university features. What
they don't tell
you is that you can by a laptop for over $1,000 cheaper that is better performance-wise, and those exclusive programs are free from the university website.
Can also be used to reference a worthless
piece of crap, or a dick move.
Student 1: "Wow, this is the fifth time in a month
computer in. What
Student 2: "You should fake an accident
to your computer and get the warranty money. Buy something better."
Kid 1: "My car broke down again."
Kid 2: "What
a fucking Tangent
Kid 1: "Dude, Tangent
Kid 2: "My bad."