4 definitions by Flint Johnson

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1. One of two moderate Democrats on FOX news, the other being Gretta Van Sustren.
2. Hannity's biatch.
3. The Squirrely-est man alive.
1. "Hi this is Alan Colmes for Hannity & Colmes, let's see what the top headlines for "On the Record" With Gretta Van Sustren are tonight, probably something about Scott Peterson for the 359th day in a row"
2. Colmes- "Well I think--"
Hannity- "Shut the fuck up Colmes, I own this show"
3. Squirrel #1- "Man, I really love that Alan Colmes, he really shows how us Squirrels can become successes on T.V."
Squirrel #2- "Agreed"
by Flint Johnson December 11, 2004

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Something that is really funny
You are mad funnyass.
by Flint Johnson October 10, 2003

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The ultimate coallition to take down the "M.A.S.H. "crew". Founded by Flint Johnson and Herbert Yanocknock recently because of growing tensions, this coallition has a major focus- to battle it out with M.A.S.H. and ronen. Newest members include Barret Freeborg and Doc Watson. These youngins know there "stuff" and can rock da "party".. YEAHHHH!
Herbert Yanocnock- Hello....This is Herbert Yanocnock.
Guy # 1- shut up man.
Flint Johnson- NO YOU SHUT UP IDIOT!
Guy #- ok ok im terribly sorry.
FJ- Betta recognize.
HY- OH ITS ON. BARRET AND DOC GET IN HERRE!!
Barret Freeborg- oh snap its goin down!
Doc Watson- Doc watson... pleased to meet you...ass.
HY- (hits guy # 1 in head with book entitled "out of the frying pan and into the fire..my life in real estate".
FJ- HYFJ FOR LIFE!
BF- oh fo sho.
by Flint Johnson November 29, 2003

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The newest member of the HYFJ coallition. Recruited by leaders and top scouts Flint Johnson and Herbert Yanocknock. A valuable ally in the fight against M.A.S.H. and Ronen, Doc has been goin CRAZYASS on them. He also has just earned a PHD(pimpin hoes degree) and is currently working on a new project to battle Ronen with. WHOA!
Stupid nutzo crazy guy # 1- Doc man u stupid.
Doc Watson- PSHHHHHHHH, idiot.
Flint Johnson and Herbert Yanocnock- YEAH!
by Flint Johnson December 01, 2003

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