8 definitions by Flight Team [mofo]

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A widespread and contagious ailment found in male students attending Embry-Riddle Aeronautical University. This illness is more apparent in the Prescott, Arizona campus. The condition usually starts at the moment the male student steps foot on campus. The interpretation and standards regarding the physical attractiveness in women drops dramatically, causing every female individual to be “hot”, “cute”, "good looking", or "not bad".

For example, prior to “Riddle Vision”, a female is rated 5/10 in attractiveness. When “Riddle Vision” is present, the same female is rated 10/10. This condition explains the reasoning why all Embry-Riddle male students are extremely horny and ERAU female students take full advantage of this by using extreme pimpette skills.
"Dude, I think Barbara Streisand is so freakin' hot. I have an extreme case of Riddle Vision."
by Flight Team [mofo] December 27, 2004
City located in Arizona in which the main campus of Arizona State University is located.
"Lets go to Tempe and pickup chicks fellow Riddle Rat."
by Flight Team [mofo] December 27, 2004
The act in which employees and staff of Embry-Riddle Aeronautical Students give students a "Runaround". The runaround typically consists of having students refer to other departments for answers that no one has answers to or is unwilling to assist in.
"I keep getting the Riddle Runaround!"
by Flight Team [mofo] December 27, 2004
Individual who attends Embry-Riddle Aeronautical University. Usually loaded/wealthy or is in a status of high educational debt.
"Hello fellow Riddle Rat!"
by Flight Team [mofo] December 27, 2004
A glider with a lawnmower engine. Used in Embry-Riddle Aeronautical University.
"Cessna N12345, turn left heading 090, climb and maintain Flight Level 370, and maintain at or above 300 knots."
by Flight Team [mofo] December 27, 2004
An underpaid, underappreciated, and overconfident individual who has the inability to spell and write proficiently. Any person (regardless of intelligence level) can be a pilot, as long as he/she possesses good memorization skills and good hand-eye coordination. Individual spends thousands of dollars on flight training and university costs to achieve the life of: airline bankruptcies and furloughs, pay reductions, the potential loss of their medical certificates leading to the loss of a job/financial income, significant debt, lack of employment, and consistent scrutiny from the media and comedy figures. Usually retires overweight and dies early. Also see: Embry-Riddle Aeronautical University and Riddle Vision.
"Hey baby, I'm a pilot... wanna make out?"
by Flight Team [mofo] December 27, 2004
Campus television channel broadcasted within Embry-Riddle Aeronautical University; Prescott, Arizona.
"Were you watching Riddle Vision last night?! They had a movie that had lots of boobies!"
by Flight Team [mofo] December 27, 2004

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