2 definitions by FlabCaptain

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Masturbating; just with an exotic name that makes you sound like a dick.
Flab: Hey, where's Jiggy?

Cheese: Probably hang gliding over Russia.

Flab: Good call, you douchebag.
by FlabCaptain February 23, 2010

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When you're able to pull of something so awesome, your only option is to scream out the main part of the 007 theme upon completion.
(while driving)

Bob: Jim, watch out for that semi!!

(Jim grazes the guardrail at the perfect angle to make his 98' F-150 do three front flips over the semi, which then drives directly into a wall and bursts into flames.)

Jim: DUH-NUH, NAH-NAH, NUH-NUH-NAH

Bob: That was a fucking Bond Moment, man!
by FlabCaptain September 08, 2012

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