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Talyavitous (Tal-e-a-vite-iss)
Also spelled talyavitis
Definition- Inflammation of the cunt causing extreme bitchiness and displeasure to all exposed sexually. Most people that carry the infection tend to spread it knowingly. There is no known cure for this infection, the best known suppressant is a swift kick to the groin followed by a curbstomp.
Symptoms include:
Over sized sombreros
Terrible driving ability
Low self-esteem
Poor taste in music
A strong urge to complain about absolutely everything
Irrational need for attention
Vaginal rash/herpes
Desire to suck everyone's dick
General stupidity.
My dick itches, I think I caught talyavitous.
by Fiveinthestink August 04, 2011

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