look up any word, like hipster:

2 definitions by Fishbein

 
1.
Your alter ego that comes out when you get drunk at parties.
Sexy Jim is in the house bitches.
by Fishbein May 07, 2009
 
2.
the state of an economy when everyone perceives news about anything as bad; constant pessimism about the state of the economy
Schizonomy is when news comes out that we've gotten all the bad guys off the streets, but everyone thinks that sucks because we're gonna have to spend a lot more tax money to keep them in jail.
by Fishbein May 05, 2009