1 definition by Fireman23
-noun -verb
1. The act of physically jabbing a woman's poon.
2. Any person who instinctively makes an activity or situation unbearable on the level of receiving a poon jab. Commonly mistaken for a douche or dip shit, or fuck tard.
1. The act of physically jabbing a woman's poon.
2. Any person who instinctively makes an activity or situation unbearable on the level of receiving a poon jab. Commonly mistaken for a douche or dip shit, or fuck tard.
In a professional training session:
Sean: he he. Hey guys I just farted and screamed like a wounded hippopotamus.
Dustin: Oh my God...
Brandon: Really guy?
Instructor: What a poon jab.
Guy1: That girl tried to kick me in the balls so I totally gave her a poon jab.
Guy2: Right on!
Sean: he he. Hey guys I just farted and screamed like a wounded hippopotamus.
Dustin: Oh my God...
Brandon: Really guy?
Instructor: What a poon jab.
Guy1: That girl tried to kick me in the balls so I totally gave her a poon jab.
Guy2: Right on!
by Fireman23 April 20, 2011