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3 definitions by Fireball 53

 
1.
This distance between a girls legs directly below her pubis symphsis.

(There is a slight distance decrease as the inner thigh usually bulges in, about 1-1.5" down from the perineal. This is natural in even the most perfect 18 year old specimens)

GAP TEST

Tell your woman to get in her bikini. Instruct her to stand in an upright and standing position, as if she was waiting in line at the grocery store with food that she will cook for you later tonight.
With her facing directly in front of you, make sure that her ankles are touching each other.
From her ankles to her crouch, the inside of her legs should never touch. Ever. This is the GAP TEST. If her legs do touch, you will need to consider taking drastic measures to remedy the situation.
Calling her fat will not help, add -ass to the end of it, that usually increases response time.

Also see The Bridge and The Valley to learn other important female attributes.
"Dude, did you see the gap on that chick?!!"

"Yes dude, she must be an import"
by Fireball 53 July 27, 2009
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2.
This is the depth between a girl's bikini bottom and her skin, as it spans the distance between her hip bone over to her tummy. This phenomena most likely occurs when a girl is laid flat out on her back.

<medical def> The Nelaton's Line (also known as the Roser-Nelaton line) is a theoretical line, drawn from the anterior superior iliac spine of the female to her tuberosity of the ischium. Also see The Gap and The Valley to learn about other exciting female anatomy.
"Dude, did you see how deep the bridge was on that chick???!!!"
"Yes dude, I would like to camp out under it tonight and look at the stars"
by Fireball 53 July 27, 2009
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3.
The smooth curve that forms as a girl is lying on her side.

The line starts at her hips, flows down to her tiny 22-24" waist, then back up to the sides of her boobs, where her arm meets her torso.

The Valley is then the height difference usually from hip to waist, the bigger the difference, the bigger the valley the girl has.

Asian girls typically have very "shallow" valleys. But this is okay because they have tiny SIZE 1 hips.

See also The Gap and The Bridge to learn about other exciting female attributes
"Dude, did you see the valley on that girl?!!"

"Yes dude, it makes me want to go riding in the mountains....up the hills and down in the valley."
by Fireball 53 July 27, 2009
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