5 definitions by Fiona Moore-O'toole

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Poo well, they're are many types of poo in this universe

There is

THE SWEETCORN - Poo that has leftover sweetcorn from last night's dinner

THE PELLETS - Little pellets of poo that comes out of your ass like a machine gun

THE FIREBALL - A big poo that really hurts and leaving your ass hot, usually happens after a curry

THE SLIPPY - A poo that swiftly moves out of your bottom that requires no wiping

THE WATERHOSE - When a massive monsoon of shit comes out of your bottom and requires hours of wiping

THE NEVERENDING STORY - An amazing acheivment is when a poo goes on and on and on.......

THE STEAMY HEAPY - Boy, That is basically ONE MASSIVE SHIT!!!!!!!

THE STICKY - When you have a poo stuck onto the hairs of your crack and requires hours of wiping (maybe a pair of scissors)
Donkeys do massive stickies and rabbits do a hell of a load of pellets
by Fiona Moore-O'toole January 11, 2005

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Chavs are retards who think that they're rebels and also think that their local McDonalds is a 5-star restraunt.

Male chavs wear clothes and jewellry which come from a market, they have a attitude problem and smoke since the age of 11.

Female chavs wear tight trousers and when they sit down they're thongs show, have fake blonde hair as straight as an ironing board or they have the "croydon face-lift", they lost their virginity at the age of 14, they have a attitide problem and they have really really bad teeth.

Chavs also use stupid words such as "safe" or "mint" or "y'wot?" or "quali'ee" or my favourite "innit" what are they trying to say?, it's like trying to communicate with a dog.

you usually find them in your local bus stop or your local town.
In my local area they're are loads of chavs
by Fiona Moore-O'toole January 08, 2005

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a nuke between the ass cheeks
uh-oh noel is gonna blow!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Fiona Moore-O'toole March 04, 2005

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it is an e-flat note from the recorder that allows the bowels to loosen (in other words crap your pants)
it was used in world war 2
"the brown noise was used to piss people off by shitting themselves"
by Fiona Moore-O'toole March 09, 2005

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It's some kind of brown sauce which looks and taste like shit and smells like ass.
James puts hoi sin sauce on his duck pancakes
by Fiona Moore-O'toole January 10, 2005

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