1. When something really bad happens and you are VERY VERY VERY AANNNNGGGRRRYYYYYYYY!
2. An internet comic meme posted on 4chan by someone of massive epic win.
Mike: "Did you get those hot pictures I sent you last night?" *FAP*
John: "Yeah, she was sweet *FAP* *FAP*. But her and that guy looked familiar."
Mike: "That's because it was your ex." *STILLFAPPIN*