21 definitions by Finesilver

A physical handicap, characterised by an extremely wide chin. The affliction is named after Mclaren Grand Prix driver, David Coultard, who has the most serious case documented thus far.
News just in; Grand Prix driver, David Coultard has been sacked by racing outfit Mclaren. It was said that pre-season testing had not gone well as planned, as Coultard's battle with chinitis, had left the team with an aerodynamic quandry. Apart from modifications having had to be made to the wind tunnel, in order for the Grand Prix veteran's chin to have enough clearance room, adjustments to the rear wing were fruitless, as they could not compensate for chin mediated resistance and drag factors.
Team owner Ron Dennis said: "David and I have discussed the decission at length. It is unfortunate. I do not want to sound uncompassionate, but there is literally no room for chinitis in motor sport"
Coultard is said to be undergoing chinitis treatment, starting with a chin hypoplasmia opporation. If all goes well, Coultard can expect a 5 inch reduction in chin girth. This may tept Minardi into offering him a contract, although possible contraindications to the proceedure such as massively increased testicular size, may hinder entrance and exit from the cock pit.
by Finesilver January 17, 2005
An acrobatic shagging partner from China
Lucy Lou
Shou Qi
Various Chinese Kung Fu bitches
by Finesilver January 11, 2005
A particularly toxic stool
SALLY: "John, take a look at the shit I just laid; it's green!"
JOHN: "Thats not a shit; that's arsebestos!"
by Finesilver January 11, 2005
A procedure which entails the removal of the forskin from a penis, in order to exorcise a demon from a possesed man.
With this holy cut, begone foul demon, deliver this hemet from Satan!
by Finesilver January 24, 2005
The phenomenon of ejaculate possessing an orange hue. This is usually caused by over consumption of orange juice.
HUSBAND:"My god, the spunk in your mouth is orange, it looks like an aurora beauralios!"
WIFE: "Nothing to get excited about dear, hack, cough,you, gurgle just have amber nectar from drinking all that Tropicana"
by Finesilver January 12, 2005
What the scientists in this study did to "female Syrian hamsters" - not made up, genuine study!
Physiol Behav. 2005 Jan 31;84(1):135-9. Epub 2004 Nov 19. Related Articles, Links

The role of vaginal stimulation for the acquisition of conditioned place preference in female Syrian hamsters.

Kohlert JG, Olexa N.

Program in Neuroscience, King's College, Wilkes-Barre, PA 18711, United States.

This study investigated the importance of vaginal stimulation on conditioned place preference by sexual behavior in female Syrian hamsters. Hormonally primed female hamsters given vaginal masks and topical lidocaine prior to conditioning sessions were no different in their place preference conditioning compared to female controls with no vaginal mask or lidocaine. Control females not provided a sexually active male did not show any preference for either compartment of the conditioning apparatus. These results suggest that stimuli, in addition to vaginal stimulation, are effective in producing a place preference during the mating experience in female hamsters.

PMID: 15642616 PubMed - in process
by Finesilver January 20, 2005
The type of stool that come out of your arse after a vindaloo.
anyone got a poppadom?
by Finesilver January 11, 2005
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