Hater #1: Dude, did you hear that Bryant almost crapped his pants?
Hater #2: Yeah dude, I heard you had to make an emergency stop at Waffle House so he could get to a toilet!
: Hehe, yeah, we should call him Waffle House! (loud oral inhalation)
Haters 1 and 2: What a Derpism, Kenny is such a dumb fuck!