3 definitions by Filbs

Top Definition
A commonly used excuse to leave a social situation for a few minutes to masturbate
I'll be right back. I have to go show my dad's friend guitar hero really fast.
by Filbs April 07, 2008

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A socially awkward person who posts definitions on this website that pertain to various negative aspects of his or her relationships, friendships, or other personal problems of the sort. Urban Rejects are commonly rejected in the real world even more often than their pathetic attempts at posting information on Urban Dictionary

Also see: pathetic, loser, failure
Person1: Did you see that urban-reject try to post that definition about his ex-girlfriend being a whore yesterday?

Person2: Yes, but I rejected the loser's post without hesitation!
by Filbs April 24, 2008

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Socially awkward people who post definitions on this website that pertain to negative aspects their relationships, friendships, or other personal problems of the sort. Urban Rejects are commonly rejected even more often than their pathetic attempts at posting information on Urban Dictionary

Also see: pathetic, loser, failure
Person1: Did you see that urban-reject try to post that definition about his ex-girlfriend being a whore yesterday?

Person2: Yes, but I rejected the loser's post without hesitation!
by Filbs April 24, 2008

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