1 definition by Felix Silversteen

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The act of inserting both hands vertically in the awkward turtle position while rubbing clitoris and chocolate spider with thumbs, then sneakily turn hands 180 degrees and do alligator mouth until it bleeds, immediately following jackhammer powerhouse.
We were lying in her bed right before that hoe screamed "hit me with the shocker 10000 and make it hurt!" So I proceeded to put that cunt in a coma.
by Felix Silversteen July 11, 2011

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