The 'accidental' or on-purpose removal of a person's spoon from a communal kitchen area by person or persons unknown.
I recently left my mug complete with teabag and teaspoon in my workplace communal kitchen whilst I went about my business. When I later returned to make my cup of tea THE SPOON HAD GONE.
I had been a victim of Spoonjacking!
A person whose bottom-hole remains unviolated.
My boyfriend wants to do me up the bum but I dont know if I should as I'm an Arse Virgin.
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