A reliable clown
whose purpose is to provide routine
amusement, distraction and entertainment via text.
A text-jester provides texts that
may seem generally off the wall and may come out of nowhere - leading
to an onslaught of texts back and forth between
two or more parties as to who can out-jest the other.
Primary references include hillarious and random movie quotes, song lyrics, inside jokes and references strictly for your
had me cracking up last
night! Out of nowhere
I received a text last
night that said 'I suck dick for money.'
It took me a second, but I responded with 'Two thousand dollars, you're that good.'
And he came back with, 'Best piece of ass in three states.'
He is one hell of a text jester!
I was sooo bored at work yesterday afternoon when
I got a text from Text-Jester Taylor that said 'My bottom bitch
got a little smart
today. She probably won't be much for workin for a few days..'
I responded with 'Shiiit. That what the bitch
gets! Learn her smart
ass. She's the bottom bitch
for a reason! Flip
the mattress and turn her tricky ass out!'