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7 definitions by Fawkward69

 
1.
The substance which forms in the vagina when not properly cleaned. Opposite of smegma.
I wouldn't go near that 'tang- I am sure it is full of fegma.
by fawkward69 January 13, 2010
 
2.
An injury acquired during sex.
Man, check out my sinjury I got while trying to fuck in that Pontiac Firefly last night. I haven't walked straight since...
by Fawkward69 December 28, 2009
 
3.
When you ask someone for breakfast. Breakfast + request.
I hope J Mac says yes to my breaquest.
by fawkward69 February 01, 2014
 
4.
A fucking awkward situation.
It was so fawkward when my mom came in while I was jerking it last night.
by Fawkward69 December 29, 2009
 
5.
A really old cat.
I can't believe that senior catizen just scored that chick! Sign me up for gettin' old.
by fawkward69 June 21, 2010
 
6.
When the male genitalia is an unusual shape, size or colour.
I was really excited when I saw the size of his feet. So it was a pretty cockward moment when I went down on him. Apparently big feet can just mean they wear big shoes...
by Fawkward69 December 29, 2009
 
7.
Eating out someone's asshole. Lips and assholes, man.
I love hotdogs, all the time.
by fawkward69 January 13, 2010