A vagina. Usually one that is quite moist, produces thick white matter and has quite a salty flavor.
By fucking Angie for almost three hours, Rob turned her once thin and delicate quim into a foaming seabiscuit.
Male to female vagina intercourse.
Rob did some serious clam stabbing in his day.
When an extremely intoxicated male wakes up in unfamiliar surrounding and has to urinate badly but has no knowledge of where the bathroom is. He then proceeds to relieve himself on anything resembling a toilet.
Fav: Dude, I fucking pulled a PJ last nite.
Fav: Baker's hamper.
Dolan: She hacked off?
Fav: No doubt. I got some splainin' to do.
The mark your log leaves inside the toilet bowl.
Jesus, I know Mary used the bathroom last! I can't believe the friggin' dude skid she left for me. Insane to think she just logged out!
The crispy and dried stains you find in the crotch of women's panties.
I had every intention of sniffing her panties but then I noticed the mayonnaise stains and quickly changed my mind.
Past tense. To have beaten the stuffing out of somebody.
Fav: Word mo fro? What happened to your face?
Dolan: Got into a fight at The Thirsty Whale.
Fav: Against whom?
Fav: WTF? I thought you guys were friends?
Dolan: He was acting like a real shit bird so I clubber langed his ass.
Fav: Ouch !
A vagina. Especially one with twisted and contorted labia minora.
I spent half of high school trying to get a piece of Payton's vagina. It wasn't until prom night that I succeeded. I fortunately found her flat wasted, lying prone on the lawn of the individual having the party. I wasted no time prying those inundated white cotton panties aside to reveal her glistening knotted smile. What happened next is only known by God and me.