A stranded pigeon who is unable to fly due to poor health or a malfunctioning wing.
Mike: dude look at that faulty pigeon on the ledge its not walking anywhere
Ricky: holy balls man you can literally walk up to it and touch it!
Mike: Wow, I'm calling animal control. Here you talk to them
Animal Control: Hello this is animal control how can we help you?
Ricky: Yes, animal control? We got a faulty pigeon on our hands, we will need your assistance immediately.
Animal Control: Thank you! We're on it!
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