2 definitions by Fathead Joe

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1. To have sex with oneself.
2. To practice oral sex on oneself.
"and no im not gonna cum in my mouth or monosex ha myself to i cum you fags who are getting hung!"
by Fathead Joe January 21, 2004

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1. Brutally mispronounced version of "bastard-ass."

see also: Pasternak, Boris-Russian Author
"What the fuck is a pastunak?"
by Fathead Joe January 21, 2004

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