Just like in the movie "Shrek", Princess Fiona turns into an ugly Ogre at 12a.m.. 12 is the time of day where the most beautiful girl, whose beauty is literally too good to be true, grows an enlarged werewolf male reproductive organ and yells "abbbblllllllaaaaaaa" for about a minute while walking on all fours. This is usually a turn off for most guys, but some may find this attractive. When kissed during the transformation the beautiful girl will become an overweight male New York City subway performer, who honestly isn't even good, but gets money because of his crooked eyes. So she should not be kissed during the transformation or else you will end up loosing another $.75 to a clinking cup.
Hey Crawford watch out for Taylor, it's about 12.
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