5 definitions by Fast Eddie

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Too drunk or stoned to move. In a vegetable like state. Refers to the look of Terri Schiavo, who in March 2005 was involved in major supreme court rulings on whether or not she would remain living off machines, or would be put to rest as her husband says she wanted.
"Dude! Look at me! I am way to schiavoed to do anything right now"
by Fast Eddie March 23, 2005

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Cocktail consisting of 2/3 Olde English malt liquor, 1/3 orange juice. You can also throw a little dark rum on the top for that extra "bam!" This drink is also commonly known as Brass Monkey. This drink is called Daytons on Crenshaw, because you will find this cocktail in almost any car on Crenshaw Blvd that is rolling on Dayton spoke wheels.
Man, I'm dehydrated cuz. Let's roll down to the liquorland and pick up some Daytons on Crenshaw. You down?
by Fast Eddie July 14, 2005

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What one obtains when he rolls with it.
Damn Jimmy, You must not be getting any poonangy these days.
by fast eddie March 25, 2005

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In a total state of mammal-ness. Way too fucked up. To operate at only the most basic levels of humanity. Derived from the word mammal. Under the influence of any booze or drugs to the most extreme limit. Similar to being pissed (UK) or shitfaced (US).
"Dude, I was so fucking Mammied last night! It was awsome." or "Let's get mammied!" or "Fast Ed, why do you insist on getting so mammied every night? Look at yourself, your a complete mammal!"
by Fast Eddie March 24, 2005

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adj. superlatively cool

(from bonock)
The party was bonocking
by Fast Eddie January 17, 2005

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