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2 definitions by Farty Fran

a female who wants to own everything they get their paws on, or lay their greedy grendetta eyes on. This includes Christmas presents and boyfriends.
person 1: "Where the hell are the rest of my gifts?!"
person 2: "Don't be such a Greedy Grendetta!"
by Farty Fran December 09, 2010
smh = "Smacking my ho".
Used by young folks these days because abbreviations are all the rage.
Guy 1: "Ay brotha, whatchu doin' tonight?"
Guy 2: "You know, smh."
Guy 1: "Word."
by Farty Fran April 18, 2011