1 definition by FartMassacre IgnoramusExcrete

Top Definition
A group of immature teenagers who surprisingly do not have any friends in real life and therefore spend approximately all of their time online, bullying younger kids on a virtual pet site to make themselves feel less unwanted by society. They desperately try to draw attention to themselves by creating dull inside jokes which mainly refer to overweight, ugly old men of whom belong to bands no one has ever heard of before. When put into a difficult situation on an online forum, members of fmie will simply reply with ‘I don’t care about the internet’, when on the contrary the dear internet is their only friend in this cruel world.
fmie is a secret group that no one can know about or join because you have to be a lonely ass hole to be let in on the big secret.
by FartMassacre IgnoramusExcrete March 23, 2009

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