1 definition by Farmer Joe

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To fork somebody is when you fuck somebody with a pitch fork. It is often something that dirty farmers and country folk indulge in. When forkening skinny bitches an ordinary kitchen fork may be used.
I gave your mam the best damn forkening she'd ever had. I forkened her in every hole till she bled all over your bedroom floor.
by farmer joe May 05, 2008

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