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10 definitions by Faraqueer

 
8.
The diary a dictator writes when inside a whorehouse as opposed to in prison.
Mao Zedong completed the 15th volume of his brothelkampf at the Jade Lotus.
by Faraqueer March 26, 2009
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9.
Barnicle Syndrome is a chronic mental illness. Barnicle Syndrome commonly expresses itself in those with low-self confidence. Those with barnicle syndrome need to be at someone's side, 'clinging' to someone, or to be in sexual activity with someone in order to satisfy the gaping hole that their self-confidence lacks.
1: What a slut man... look at her making out with guy after guy
2: Nah dude, she's not a slut, she just has Barnicle Syndrome.
by Faraqueer June 15, 2009
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10.
A type of cereal that is inedible unless in an extreme state laughter. The shape of a Rofl O's is designed to fit the mouth of a rofling person.

Get your rofl O's now!

Will they cheer me up?

No, come back when you are rofling, lolling or lmaoing.
by Faraqueer March 26, 2009
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