Physics is a field of scientific study
that has not been properly
defined as of yet. See waste of time.
2. How you explain the final resting position of articles of clothing in a post-coital state, oftentimes
referring to absurd or previously held to be impossible trajectories or arrangements
3. A euphemism for violently puking
after drinking too much, usually resulting in projection from the nasal cavities. A polite way of explaining what happened to the bathroom on your
way out of the door.
4. A major
chosen by college-age males who have never had sex.
5. The nickname you give a girl with
atomic models shaved
into her pubic hair.
6. The reason bad things
happen to good people.
1. I tried reading my particle physics
textbook, but I don't speak whatever language it seems to be written
1: Hey? How the hell did my bra get caught on the ceiling fan?
2: ...Particle Physics
3. Dude, watch your step... some
Freshman underwent some
serious particle physics
in the laundry room!
1: So, you're a Sophomore right? What's your major?
2: I'm thinking of going
into particle physics
1: ...Dude... I'm so sorry. I remember back when I was still a virgin...
5. Friend: So, I heard you got a late night visit from Particle Physics
... How was that
Lucky Guy: Dude, that
girl literally has an atomic pussy.
6. Random Haitian: WHY GOD WHY?!
Haitian Government: ...Particle Physics