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7 definitions by Fancy Pants

 
1.
The act of slapping someone with a penis or a dildo, especially when the slap leaves a cock-shaped red mark on the victim's face.
Nobody touches me in the shower anymore because they know it will get them fedonked.
by Fancy Pants September 03, 2004
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2.
The act of violently slapping someone across the face with at least one of your breasts.
I like girls with large breasts, unless I'm getting bagfogged by them.
by Fancy Pants September 03, 2004
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3.
To violently slap someone across the face with at least one of your breasts.
When I was a baby, my mother would bagfog me when she was upset.
by Fancy Pants September 04, 2004
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4.
To sodomize someone with the specific intent of traumatizing them.
Did you see the way that guy looked at me? I think I'll have to traudomize him later.
by Fancy Pants September 04, 2004
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5.
The act of sodomizing someone with the specific intent of traumatizing them.
Traudomy is one of the world's best revenge methods.
by Fancy Pants September 04, 2004
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6.
Masturbation. Called zero-to-three because that's how many times you do it per day.
Alright guys, I'm going home to zero-to-three.
by Fancy Pants September 04, 2004
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7.
A silly boy who is capable of very foolish behavior; a lord of all douchebags; good at spelling
Wow, my history teacher is such a sohum. He failed me because i didn't spell Napoleon right.
by fancy pants October 27, 2012
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