Obnoxious people use this phrase after they have recited an anecdote about their petty tribulations.
This is to compensate for their complete absence of wit or original insight into anything.
Teenage girl drops her lipstick.
Girl: Omigod becki, this morning i was like, putting my lipstick on, and then i dropped it and there was lipstick like alllllll over the floor and i was like AHH!!!!
Boy: uhhh... how exactly can you be "like ahh"?
Girl: I apologise for my poor use of English. I tend to use "like" as an all-purpose word. Yes, I was slightly disgrunted at the time, but I wasn't physically comparable to a sound, nor did I actually raise my hands in the air and shout "AHH!"
Boy: I think makeup and clothes stores contain brain-destroying chemicals.
Girl: Help me.
One of the most powerful creatures known to mankind. To claim that someone is somehow better than this canine is to claim that they are exceptionally gifted in that specific field.
Man, that bastard's faster than Walt Flanagan's dog
Loud, vaguely drunk guy with a strange voice. Famous for his role as "Zed" in some of the Police Academy movies.
Man, what happened to Lil Jon???
Nah dude, that's Bobcat Goldthwait.
The epitome of excellence, in bed and other activities.
"omfg i wish i was Khrys"
I'm gonna go home and have a right old fat masty
A black version of Bobcat Goldthwait
He apparantly qualifies as a rapper, even though he only says 7 different words per song (including yeah/what/ok)
Man, what happened to Bobcat Goldthwait?
Nah dude, that's Lil Jon.
The Meaning Of Pro-Gamer; Movie Star Looks, Incredible Intelligence, Cat-Like Reflexes, Comedic Genius.
Originated From The Countryside Where A God Was Born Who Was Made Of Ham
Is It A Bird? Is It A Plane? Is It Superman? OMG NO! ITS DEVISHAM!!!!!