Bloxia (n) is the condition in which a guy hasn't received a blowjob for a long period of time and is in life threatening situations.
There is no cure for bloxia, but rather only treatments. These treatments consist of repeated oral sex.
Guy 1: Dude I haven't gotten head in a week and im missing it.
Guy 2: Your lucky, I haven't gotten for months. And I'm diagnosed with bloxia - I could die. Doctors said I'm in critical bloxic state 2.0
Guy 1: What the fuck are you doing here? Go to get some pussy ass ho to give you some head on the spot.