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I'm guilty of love...
...in the first degree.
An instructional text written by Rev. Jess Adam Esq. Esq. outlining plans for ultimate world domination through the use of fantastical Weapons of Destruction.
See: Lava Crane Gun, Death Wheel 'O' Paper, Razor Slinky Ov Discomfort, Trojan Staircase, Monorail of Complete and Utter Firey Explosive Annihilation.
Includes chapters such as: What Is Lava?, Harnessing the Destructive Powers of Lava, Harness the Destructive Powers of Lava etc.
Quite simply: a giant cannon that shoots zombies to opposing countries, that are imported from Oscar Wilde Island.
"Zombies from the sky... the motherfuckin' sky!"
The form of currency on Fascist Dictatorship Island, in which one Fascist Dictator Dollar equals one million American dollars.
"I'm fucking rich!"
See: Zombie Cannon
It is a proven fact that when zombies die, they turn into ice cream. See: Evil Dead
Come in such flavors as: Fascist Fudge, Soylent Green, Victory Vanilla
More than likely, a new Dairy Queen special.
i had way to much boozeahol last night, i'm hungover
Someone who is so obsese they appear to be a giant ball with legs.
"I would not want to sit next to the ball people in the cafeteria"
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