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1 definition by FYM-ASMD

 
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Definition:

1. A gigantic piece of excrement weighing in at over 200 million Courics in accordance to his last movie's highly inflated effects budget (1x Katie Couric is about 2.5 lbs of fecal matter)

2. A director who provides proof that there is no god

3. A talentless hack who completely misses the point

4. A director who lacks any substance what-so-ever

Example quotes to help you see the light:
1) Michael Bay: An 18 wheeler spins out of control and its all like BRAAAAGHHH and this huge tanker full of diamonds goes BLAAAAAAAAARRGHH!!

General: Those aren't ideas those are special effects...

Michael Bay: I don't understand the difference...

General: I know you don't

2) Michael Bay gets to keep making movies and Cartman gets his own theme park; there is no God

3) I miss you more than Michael Bay missed the mark, when he made Pearl Harbor. I miss you more than that movie missed the point. And that's an awful lot, girl.

4) That movie was so bad that it actually made me enjoy watching Soul Plane
by FYM-ASMD July 22, 2009