1) Michael Bay: An 18 wheeler spins out of control and its all like BRAAAAGHHH and this huge tanker full of diamonds goes BLAAAAAAAAARRGHH!!
General: Those aren't ideas those are special effects...
Michael Bay: I don't understand the difference...
General: I know you don't
2) Michael Bay gets to keep making movies and Cartman
gets his own theme park; there is no God
3) I miss you more than Michael Bay missed the mark, when he made Pearl Harbor
. I miss you more than that movie missed the point. And that's an awful lot, girl.
4) That movie was so bad that it actually made me enjoy watching Soul Plane