Another version of FML, meaning Fuck This Day. Used when not wanting to sound like a retard by saying FML too much. Instead, using FTD to get your point across that just because something wrong happened today, it doesn't mean your entire life sucks because of it.
"I fell down the stairs earlier. FTD."
"I woke up and everything just kept going wrong. FTD."
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