Bill (fake talking on his cell but thinking) There's Carol coming back from lunch. Boy would I love to shag that
bitch but I know that
I don't have the balls nor the hair on my ass to actually
let her know.
Carol (returning from lunch and thinking) There's fucking Bill, he is such a fake talker. He is the biggest
dumb ass I know, does he actually
he has a chance
to get a piece of this? Even if I was so fucking drunk that
I couldn't see, I would never
let him get any of this fine West Virginia putang.