(Noun Form) A completely useless, broken, and pathetic little man. Unable to perform at either work or in bed. Lords his self proclaimed power over all and is respected by no man. Fears men who eat chicken wings.
(Verb Form) To break your back so as to make yourself useless.
I hate my new boss... he doesn't do anything of real value at all... He is such a Childress.
I Childressed my back so I cant do any work today.