1 definition by FAIL cannot compete

Top Definition
A person that spazs enough so that they look like they are trying to move in two different directions at the same time

Topoing the verb of spazing out trying to move in two different directions

Topoed past tense of spazing out trying to move in different different directions
"Last week a topo was walking across the sidewalk it was the funniest thing I have ever seen."

"I saw a guy topoing across a yard trying to get to the mailbox and back to his house at the same time."
by FAIL cannot compete March 09, 2009

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