7 definitions by F meister

Top Definition
To have an excessively large vagina, due to a high amount of sexual intercoarse or being really really bored and sticking phalic objects up there.
Derek: Shelly lied to me, she ain't a virgin!
Raj: How did you find that out?
Derek: She's a got fuckin bucket minge!
Raj: Maybe she's been bored.
by F meister May 11, 2006

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The fear or dislike of vaginas.
Shelly: So, have you and Raj done the dirty yet?
Kelly: No!
Shelly: Why not?
Kelly: He suffers from Cuntaphobia.
by F Meister May 05, 2006

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Someone who has a dirty, smelly, rancid big hairy vagina.
That Kelly sure has one hell of a ruff muff, don't have sex with her, you'll be sure to catch something.
by F meister May 11, 2006

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A male who is too nervous or afraid to have sex.
Raj, don't be such a fanny dodger all your life.
by F Meister May 01, 2006

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A man or woman who is skilled at provoking extreme pleasure in women by fondling with their vaginas.
That Derek sure is one hell of a minge maestro.
by F Meister May 01, 2006

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The best mother fucking god damn animal in the world. Bears rule! If bears were human they'd be Chuck Norris
Fuck yeah to bears!!!
by F meister May 11, 2006

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To meet an attractive woman on the bus and then proceed to have sex with her on the bus.
MAN 1: Hey man what took you so long getting here?
MAN 2: Sorry man, I met this hot chick on a bus and we fucked.
MAN 1: You met a Bus Cunt?
MAN 2: Hell Yeah!
by F Meister April 30, 2006

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