A place in central Jersey where gay dudes give out free blow and people vomit all over houses. It is commonplace to fall asleep in an all-night diner at around dawn while visiting New Brunswick
. New Brunswick
also fosters the world's most unattractive female population. New Brunswick
is an even worse place to be than Wilkes-Barre, PA. However, gay men in New Brunswick
are always very willing to pay your train fares home if you are unfortunate enough to be stranded
there. New Brunswick
is not just the armpit of the armpit of America
, though; New Brunswick
can be used to describe a generally surreal
or just plain shitty state of mind. There is a 65% percent chance you will meet an Eskimo Brother
of yours in New Brunswick
Me: "Hey man that gay dude just gave me free coke!"
Friend: "DUH! We're obviously in New Brunswick
, I don't have enough money to take the train back to Philly. Good thing that gay kid sleeping
in the back of that SUV gave me 40 bux!"
"Yo man these girls are so trashy. Are we in New Brunswick
! When that homo whipped
out that bag of coke it got really New Bruns in here, bro!"
(referring to some place strangely surreal
, scummy or trashy) "Are we in New Brunswick