Using milk, typically old milk, often with Khalua, vodka, and Bailey's Irish cream, to traumatize a sexual partner through the use of lactose intolerance. Common practice is to explode in such a position that the other party/parties must immediately shower, brush their teeth, and/or seek out or construct a temporary eye wash station.
The guy wouldn't fuck off, but I had some old milk so I decided to give him an Albanian Mudslide
I was a bit put off by her interest in a Cleveland Steamer
, so I gave her an Albanian Mudslide
so that, in a couple years when she starts dating again, she might be a bit more mellow in the sack. You're welcome, future dude.
I let him finish the alphabet a couple times before I did a quick Happy Baby Pose and let loose an Albanian Mudslide
. I don't think he'll make fun of my IBD again.